Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020

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Get the Fucked the picklemug.

Pickle

Someone who is a big enough fan of Rick and Morty to wear it's merchandise in public

Cop: Ma'am, your son is... a Pickle.
Mother: *crying*

by cock-ring for your heart May 8, 2020

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Get the Picklemug.

Brown Berry Pickle

A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.

Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.

by 4skin wrinkle January 26, 2019

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Get the Brown Berry Picklemug.

Reversed Pickled ending

To lubricate anus/vagina with brine prior to penetration

Not even reversed Pickled ending would make it easier

by Mick Cork February 23, 2024

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Get the Reversed Pickled endingmug.

Pickle Rick

When you have intercourse using pickle juice as a lubricant, and all parties having sex must constantly scream IM PICKLE RICK repeatedly during sex. 1 or more partners in this act must have a pickle in their anus, for this act to be considered a true pickle rick.

Oh man my ass has never felt so juicy until I tried the pickle rick, it is the best lube I could ever ask for.

by ChrislovesHotLatinoCock July 2, 2023

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