cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.

How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.

by Michellaya December 9, 2019

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.

My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.

by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016

Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

by Shuaman June 16, 2019

Christian

Coolest boy on earth

That boy is Christian.

by FerrariSchnauck February 21, 2018

Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being

Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting

You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh

by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020