Shooty Call

A man who is willing to let a younger woman give him a Booty Call, and be her sub or toy as directed, especially so she can see or feel a sperm shower.

I'd answer her Shooty Call any night, and do just about anything she asked—including lick it off.

by kosmik ray May 19, 2023

Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.

"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"

by Downeastah June 10, 2023

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023

Short_Stack

My friend mcdonaldstrumpoffical.

Hey, you remind me of my friend mcdonaldstrumpofficial who is a short_stack

by mcdonaldstrumpofficial June 24, 2023

sharty melody

A catchy melody/song

1: Damn that's a sharty melody
2: Yeah it bops!

by Djeb_8059 July 2, 2023

shortcummings

(1) Flaws or inadequacies regarding ejaculation.
(2) Faults related to not depositing your jizz inside a woman's love-tunnel in a properly-timed or correctly-positioned manner, such as shooting your load before you get your cock all da way inside of her vagina, or being so eager and horny dat you spurt before you've even attained a full erection, and so your sperm comes out of only a "stubby" dick and thus does not reach fully to da back of her coochie da way she wants it.

Da term "shortcummings" could also refer to however many "secondary" ejaculations dat you manage to serve da lady wif subsequent to your having cum da first time; usually these "additional" outflows will be quite weak and minuscule compared to your initial release, and so they will definitely "fall short" of both parties' desires or expectations.

by QuacksO July 3, 2023