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Sam Altman

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Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Sam

Sam is sexy and likes too moter boat boobs, he has a biger dick than Connor
Sam is a man hoe
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Sam

Sam is really funny, cute, and adorable. He likes doing fun things, and is always trying his hardest to help people. He may have a difficult life, but he doesn’t talk about his background much. He loves people but sometimes can get upset by people. He doesn’t like losing people, but when he does he is strong about it.
Cailey- is that the cute new kid?
Madison- yeah, his name must be Sam!
by Samine December 17, 2018
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sam

this absolute legendary cunt, by far sexiest motherfucker in all the land he is an ongoing slayer who manages to rack up them roblox bitches he is a hunk if not a fucking powerhouse of sheer energy and girth olympic paced runner and has the better taste in style than Wayman Bannerman and Micah McDonald combined. this spectacular design of human engineering has led to what can only be described as allah's image.
you see that, thats sam yeah he's pretty hot
by ok then you know January 18, 2021
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The most attractive girl you can know. Most likely has some of the highest intelligence of anyone in the world now. She usually has great humor and is very kind. Shes sometimes sorta quiet but is very loving and kind. And also may have rejected you but maybe not.
Me:Hey!
My friend:Yes?
Me:Isn't Sam So HOT and cool 🔥
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sam watkin

A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!
Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!
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