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Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
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Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view
Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower
“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”
by Cassaniti October 19, 2021
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Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!
by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020
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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Russian icecube

Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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