When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
Get the Russian Paint Jobmug. Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.
Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!
Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.
Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!
Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
Get the Russian disinformationmug. (N) The opposite of a golden shower
by Cassaniti October 19, 2021
Get the Russian Mudslidemug. Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020
Get the Russian Saladmug. When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. The man who walked on tanks
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
Get the Russian Jesusmug. Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
by E Bird July 28, 2022
Get the Russian icecubemug.