Retard

A mentally unstable person

OR

to tard again

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?

by obamaworshipper18 December 17, 2019

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by anonymous April 18, 2021

retard

(Offensive slang) used as a disparaging and abusive term for a person who has intellectual disabilities, originally US.
By extension, you can use this word to describe a person who is extremely foolish, dumb or stupid.

Retard usage

Note: this word is pronounced as ‘REE-tard’, not ‘ri-TARD’ (inoffensive sense for delay or slow down).
Note: this word is outdated and considered offensive and the senses above should be avoided.

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021

Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it

Oh damn John just retard crap

by Funcky John June 22, 2022

retard

someone, usually north american, who is self defeating with horrible attitude, social habits, insecure, blowhard who is usually angry from drug use & the stupid choices they make while on them. retarding yourself. destroying social advancements before they even begin.

geez that 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 shouldnt come on to his probation officer while wearing no pants with a crack pipe in his ear.

and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded

by peanut bastard perfectory September 10, 2025

Retard

Someone who is slow and really dumb

My friend Alex Zoci is a retard

by Alex zoci April 22, 2019