purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 4, 2023

Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.

The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Purple

Purple is someone who came into your life and made it better by simply being there and they make you feel good. Your life wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t in it

Person 1: I appreciate having them in my life. I don’t know what I would do without them, they make me so happy

Person 2: They’re your purple

by catloco October 20, 2021

I purple you

To give somebody a bruise
Most of the time its referring to the eye

GTA 5: I purple you
Person: You wanna fight, ill fucking knock u

by pseudonympseudonympseudonymama August 12, 2021

Purple Victory

During college night at the University of Montevallo, there are two sides: Purple and Gold. Usually abbreviated as “PV.” Both sides have this saying, but especially when purple side feel the love and connection between one another, they know what it’s gonna be.

“Oh it’s definitely going to be a Purple Victory this year.”

by FalconManPV February 25, 2022