Skip to main content

hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
mugGet the hot pocket punchmug.

Hot pocket effect

When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
mugGet the Hot pocket effectmug.

White hot pocket

When u jizz into a hot pocket
by Ball sack deep November 4, 2019
mugGet the White hot pocketmug.

Party in your Pocket

Your smartphone starts playing music out of nowhere.
My phone started a "party in your pocket" when I walked out of the dentist.
by K47S August 11, 2013
mugGet the Party in your Pocketmug.

exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.
Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.
by I.A Games October 13, 2019
mugGet the exploded hot pocketmug.

Italian pocket pussy

A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
by cheddarbob October 7, 2020
mugGet the Italian pocket pussymug.

pocket pum pum

Pocket pum pum is when you want a girls pum pum but you cant have the girls pum so you take the girl pum pum and put the pum pum in your pocket and save the pum pum for later which is why they call it pocket pum pum
Dariel: Yo bro John tryna get Sarah pocket pum pum
by mspocketpumpum November 26, 2021
mugGet the pocket pum pummug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email