Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
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bait box

I have my food here in my bait box
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Pussy Boxing

Pussy boxing is the act of manually stimulating a vagina with your fingers to the point where the knuckles of the non penetrating fingers are punching the outside of the vagina.
Pussy boxing is my wife’s favorite thing-you really gotta get in there, Jim”
by Cv032087 August 31, 2018
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garage box

A place where nerds, losers, and all around fuckoffs can congregate to feel like big shots and get their epeen stroked.
Ay d00d, check out pwnedemu.com, its like the coolest pvp garage box!
by bigrexx December 05, 2008
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marble-box

I knew I was being pulled over when the cop turned on the marble-box.
by The District May 03, 2008
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State boxing

When you take an electric air pump and put aluminum foil to make a bowl piece on the suction end of the air blower and light th weed and hot box the room or car. The term state box comes from the popular Instagram page “Do It For State” people submit they’re crazy partying videos and pictures.
John: “look, they’re state boxing. We should try that and see if it works”
Jane: “I have the pump let’s go state box the car”
by semajelleiand November 27, 2017
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Box sliding

A winter recreation done by sliding downhill while standing up in a cardboard box. It may be done either alone or by multiple people together in the box. It was an antecedent to sledding or snow tubing many years ago.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Bill,Jim,and Tom all enjoy the winter recreation of box sliding.
by JMC70 January 02, 2017
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