breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO

I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside

by Noodle allie February 7, 2021

Tinned Soup

Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.

"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

Slime Soup

Taking a bath with friends in a non-sexual way. These friends may also be referred to as 'slimes'. Bath does not require any special additives.

"Wow I'm really dirty."
"Shall we go for a Slime Soup to wash off?"

by DonkeyFishTaco September 6, 2025

disappointment soup

This is a term used when something doesnt go as planned or a minor inconvenience happens.

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.

Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one

by Casualmcbabepuree November 29, 2020