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Axis 2 Vibes

The feeling of confusion that occurs when interacting with someone with a personality disorder. Where you know it’s just going to go poorly, but they’ve already started to tangle you in their web of dysfunction.
‘Hey, this stripper gave me her number. She’s so hot, but I’m getting Axis 2 vibes’
by Joans February 21, 2022
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80/2=60

This phrase is said by the LSC D&T teacher Mr Ng, nicknamed small Ng and 8745. He said this phrase in a D&T lesson. When the students corrected him, he insisted that 80/2=60.
Student: 80/2=40.
Small Ng: Wrong!!! Now stand up!!! It should be 80/2=60!!!
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 6, 2020
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December 2 2009

by Slerra! April 11, 2022
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Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.
Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.
by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021
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2/7 Compromise

The 2/7 compromise was established in 1818, to allow residents of the state known as Illinois to be considered partial people. The compromise was created after much arguing in meeting with Illinois and Wisconsin residents. (although most of the arguing was between the FIBs). After 14 days of nonstop meetings, the 2/7 compromise was created. Although many Wisconsin residents disagreed with allowing them privileges, the majority of them agreed that they need a couple rights.

The 2/7 compromise includes the following rights to FIBs:
* The right to drive on Wisconsin freeways, but must pay speeding tickets regularly.

* The right to vote in Illinois State elections.
* The right to Kenosha.
* The right to visit Mars Cheese Castle.

Although these rights were established to allow Illinois residents to be considered partial people, it does not cover FIBs from Itasca. Unfortunately they were unable to show at the meeting and thus were not allowed to take part in the compromise.
-Why is that FIB driving on I94
-They won that in the 2/7 Compromise
- Oh yeah that's right.
by Power Play January 25, 2011
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2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules
Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won
by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022
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Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.
Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
by mw2freak October 14, 2009
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