Louisiana Saturday Night

In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!

Why is Jack in the hospital?

He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.

by jizzalope February 25, 2009

Sunday Night Delight

You are out with ur fellow broskis and ur checkin out a bunch of attractive women and you ask them to part take in sexual intercourse but instead a large man walks by with a giant dildo and sticks it up all of ur asses.

Dudeski1: Dudeeeeee tht was a brutal Sunday Night Delight

Dudeski2: Dudddeeeee ikkkkk...tottallyyyy awfullll

by Broski29 January 15, 2011

late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

by The Pocket November 21, 2013

Spaghetti Night Scramble

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.

"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"

by JazzDemon November 18, 2011

Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator

"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."

by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015