Lightbulb-a-phobic

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

by TickleyBears September 24, 2009

Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.

If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree

by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011

light girl

A young girl who is very innocent and wears long flowery dresses. Usually has white or blonde hair and likes to sing.

All of those girls are light girls since they all are innocent.

by Shsbshxjx March 12, 2017

lighterist

Discrimination based on lighter skin aka lightskins , typically mixed race black and white people , but can occur between lightskin black people as well, alot of times lightskins can face discrimination from darker skin people ,

Example: darkskin person to lightskin -

Darkskin: you think your cute cause you lightskin , I'ma claim your a colorist

Lightskin: stop it man your being lighterist to me =\

by Jayyykillin September 11, 2020

Brown lighter

Getting someone to perform a blue angel while you're doing them doggy-style

I totally gave her a brown lighter, she loved it but I burnt my stomach

by Sticky McDicky April 11, 2011

mag light

Normally ejected from s2000 drivers cars on hwy64. Most common seen thrown from a yellow s2k. Normally means that the "throwee" (the person throwing the mag light) has a small penis.

dude.. what a mag light.

by bruhbruh March 27, 2012

Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.

I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.

by PensylvanniaDutchConvert May 13, 2014