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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU
"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"
by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
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kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles
Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
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Kick Flip Candyflip

by Lade durkell March 4, 2023
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kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame
YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing
by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022
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National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
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Kick back and Prime

Same meaning as "Netflix and chill" but using Amazon Prime, which is Amazon's premium subscription service for streaming TV and Movies.
Person A: "Wanna Netflix and chill ?"

Person B: "We can't I don't have an account. But we can kick back and Prime!"

Person A: "Let's Netflix and chill tonight!"

Person B: "Nah, the selection is rubbish, let's kick back and Prime instead"
by Chris Do Funk January 29, 2016
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