Kyle Kilgour

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).

Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!

by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019

kyle dowdy

One who loves penis.

That guy is such a Kyle Dowdy

by Ronnie D. August 8, 2017

Kyle Latchman

The best boyfriend ever <3 He makes everyone happy, especially his girlfriend. He’s very perfect, caring and always tries his hardest <3 His girlfriend is very proud of him and he’s her whole universe. Get yourself a Kyle Latchman.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Hes Kyle Latchman

by jaribearrr November 23, 2021

Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Kyle Roth

The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.

Man, I totally gave this chick a Kyle Roth straight into her Facebook Messenger inbox.

by KR2024 March 4, 2024

Lonesome Kyle

Enjoying a cigar alone, after your friends declined the offer.

Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?

Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.

by NotAntonio January 6, 2022

Kyle Hudson

A white kid who dresses like a model and thinks inhaling clouds are neat.

Let's go Kyle Hudson over at your house later tonight.

by Big Tasty Beats November 12, 2018