joe ducky 

Used mainly in london by indians to talk about pakis without them knowing so or without the danger of using the p word

In a crowded hallway:

Indian guy 1: Where are all the joe duckys?
Indian guy 2: Fuck em, its eid
Some random paki: WTF are those guys talking about?

joe ducky by oldskool123 October 29, 2007

Joe Z Rule

A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.

Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.

Joe Z Rule by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008

joe-bot 

a person who lacks any outward expression of emotion or opinions

John is a complete joe-bot. He never says a word.

joe-bot by davidow February 18, 2009

Joe Moffett 

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

Joe Moffett by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Joe hole 

A man's unwilling asshole.

Doug warned Bruce to stay away from his Joe hole.

Joe hole by mthrsprr July 15, 2011

Joe Scheckner 

Another name for a asshole, drug-using tweaker. Known to be seen with ugly trailer-trash, hillbilly-looking ogres (chicks) . In other words, a Joe Scheckner is a type of person that needs to get their priorities straight and learn to fuck off when told the first time. But beware, a Joe Scheckner is one that often looks to fight anything that breathes air. Do not befriend a Joey Scheckner, for if you do you are subjected to run-ins with the law.

"Who's that tool-bag over there?!"

"Oh don't look at him that way, he'll wanna kick your ass! That's a Joe Scheckner!"

Joe Scheckner by mcss August 11, 2012

Joe Thumb 

Its a drug you take vaginally. It involves your vagina. And Joe's thumb.

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.

Joe Thumb by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012