january 13

grab richards ass day

national holiday

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt

by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022

January 29

Give your closests friends a meaningful paragraph

January 29- I love you bish…

by adotta January 29, 2022

January 29th

international fuck gamecube guy day

a day that we pick on guys who have anything to do with the Nintendo GameCube that is clearly bigger than the usual

being owning one and refusing to use the Wii for the same purpose, knowing a lot of stuff about it, loving the controller

damn gamecube guy sucks, because it's January 29th

by PieNutt January 30, 2022

January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019

January 18

National hug your gay friend day :D

Gay friend: hey it’s January 18, you know what that means!
Other friend: Yep! *hugs*

by Deeznutz_2213 January 17, 2022