january 15

cole sprouse day
the day cole sprouse goes on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

on january 15, cole sprouse WILL go on the tonight show with jimmy fallon

by cmliliaep March 20, 2021

January 24th

National suck your boyfriend's toes day.

Hey Jaquavius, can I suck your toes?
Ofc you can, it's national suck your boyfriend's toes day!
Glad you remembered if January 24th

by bigblackconnor January 24, 2025

January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration

ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL

by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020

January 1st

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022

January 28th

National eat whatever you want day, forget dieting eat anything u want

EMMA: why are you eating all the food? i thought u was on a diet
SAM: it’s january 28th!
EMMA: OH!!

by anonymous December 12, 2021

Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020

The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.

What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.

by HildaSimp January 5, 2025