Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old

Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob

by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.

Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!

by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014

Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.

Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM

by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021

Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)

Did you see Jacob strumming himself

by DaddyJake May 7, 2019

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Jacobing

When you have 100+ hours on counter-strike 2 but lack any aim, game knowledge, or position and cant easily be killed by a beginner

Man 1 “dude your jacobing right now
Man 2 “my bad”

by Aka192929 October 23, 2024

Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023