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Golden oreo

A DP with all light skinned people
Golden Oreos are the best, i can handle honkey-cock I can't handle oreos had one once and didn't shit right for a week.
Golden oreo by L&Ldreambigger April 11, 2015

Goldberg 

Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.
We'll never see the day that Goldberg has a decent match.
Goldberg by Suplexcitybitch September 12, 2017

Goldilocks 

As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.
Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!
Goldilocks by djdelanez September 13, 2018

golden egg 

every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.
Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.

Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
golden egg by qhdlongman May 30, 2020

over golded 

Similar to overdosed except this is when, instead of taking too many drugs, someone wears too much jewlery. To over gold one must be incredibly laden with gold
Hey see that guy over there - thats the one! Damned nigger thinks he's a goddam rapper or something. Oh shit he's fallen over and cant get back up. Man he has over golded, what a dickhead!

Thats Golden 

Meaning "Thats Just Great!". Used to define something frustrating or ironic.
Tyler - "I work all week and take one night of sleep off to play and no one else is online to play with."

John - "Thats golden", It always seems to be like that for me too.
Thats Golden by A73L3VEN April 26, 2013