NOUN
Proper designation for a spouse or a
partner who, as
soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital
home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30
late-night visitors to Plaintiff'
s penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen,
mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."