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Douche Rib

A word used when One is of insufficient douchebaggery to be defined simply as "Douche" or "Douchebag". Generally used with the phrase "Prime" or "Prime cut" in front of it.
Did you see John? Yeah, that guy is a prime cut of douche rib.
by Pony Sumde November 10, 2010
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Douchy Douche

a douchebag with uber douche like qualities
a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche
by lVl46607 November 20, 2010
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douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.
ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.
by Drye November 22, 2010
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douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
by Nosie April 30, 2010
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twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
by SecretGarden May 12, 2010
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douche baggerry

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you
by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010
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mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.
man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.
by miniburch May 7, 2009
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