Douche bottle 

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Connor is a douche bottle.

Douche bottle by drop a heart, break a name<3 September 25, 2008

Douche Mutant 

A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.

Kudos to mike for thinking of it.

Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."

Douche Mutant by anelhxcmsi October 9, 2008

douche juice

the liquid in the bag after the douche is done

that dude is real douche juice.

douche juice by Big Brian da pimp February 19, 2010

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

Douche Pipe by BlckAlchmst March 7, 2010

douche cookie 

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

douche cookie by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

Douche Kebob 

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

Douche Kebob by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011

Douche Swag 

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger

Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.

Douche Swag by Young Don23 August 13, 2012