classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.

Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.

by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

Multi-clocker

Someone who works multi jobs and clocks into work multiple times a day.

John was such a workaholic that he had a 9-5 job and a second job he worked at nights. Each day John would multi-clock in to work. His mum said "John why do you work so hard? You're such a multi-clocker!"

by Enigmatic_1 August 30, 2020

Flip Clock

The word you say when you're angry.
Or the word you say when you just don't know anymore.
A fish name.

"FLIP CLOCK WAS OG"

by SanityInAJar September 11, 2020

clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god

Liam gave out the lubliest anti clockwise licks

by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020