Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022

lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

Pull a Boner

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)

Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.

by Kurt Barlow February 28, 2010

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009

psi-boner

n. A psychological boner. Being extremely excited about something.

Watching the preview for Matrix Reloaded gave me a psi-boner, that movie is going to be so level5.

by Billy Roastbeef May 27, 2006