Loner Boner 

When she's "not in the mood".

Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.

Loner Boner by AviatorsMan October 9, 2008

loner with a boner 

a horny guy who has nobody to f*ck.
usually a loner with a boner will be a 40-year-old virgin.

*boy texts girl*
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*

Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D

loner with a boner by ilovejess:D August 5, 2011

Funny Boner 

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.

"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."

Funny Boner by uncleM October 13, 2009

Tuxedo Boner 

Not just your average boner. A boner that is Classy and sophisticated. Often seen with a bow tie. A tuxedo Boner should never be hidden. It should be proudly displayed for all to see.

Guy 1: Why are you taking your pants off? and why do you have a bow tie?

Guy 2: Cause i'm feeling abnormally aroused and sporting a tuxedo boner

Guy 1: Can i see?

(guy 2 proudly skips naked down high school hallway)

Tuxedo Boner by Boner Champ December 20, 2010

friend boner 

It is a non-sexual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome.

That was so awesome I got a friend boner.

friend boner by gigglybutviolent January 29, 2004

Car Boner 

When the vibrations of a car, train or plane journey cause you to get a hard on. also for further amusement - sometimes sexual, one can tightlypres the area around giving it a firm clear outline of the boner, this is then called a "Car Boner Hand Print" derived from carbon footprint.

"Dude, put that Car boner away, you're making me ill!" "Woh vibrations are getting to the lower quater, think i got a car boner coming on" "Brookes Mathews made a major car boner hand print the other day, soo clear but soo small" "Brighton + Lifton = a journey full of car boners"

Car Boner by Forest Kin January 23, 2008

piss boner 

A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.

I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.

piss boner by gergerry_da_phzzt September 19, 2007