Bastian

Bastian is the word for an ancient arabic sex toy that was made for women in the late 70's. It was specially made to mingle between the wrinkly lips of a womans private parts.

The archaeologist found an ancinet Bastian. Then he gave it to his wife.

by BiggerDiggerNig- November 1, 2023

bastion of originality

Smart public relations move for getting caught stealing someone else's design.

Originated on CASETiFYs Twitter account as a response to stealing dbrand's 'Teardown' design.

CASETiFY has always been a bastion of originality, and we hold pride in that.

by MegaGo December 23, 2023

Bastardian

A person who has 0 texting skill, and so their texts look like they were bastardized, or really fucking high.

1: hEO mu hjy, csn tuo frick ne uppp?/
2:Who are you, a Bastardian? Sober up, you drunk!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Bastard

A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person

Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"

by 768Keywords January 3, 2024

Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024

Bastard

A piece of shit person, usually a man.

Toji Fushiguro is the definition on a bastard.

by sunalvr111 January 13, 2024

Bastien

Bastien is a very gay French guy who would love to be fucked in the ass by a 260 lbs black guy while singing the French national anthem (he dosent speak french btw)

that guy looks so much like a Bastien

by TheRealNapoleon November 20, 2023