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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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Animal

Human terminology that describes everyone else who isn't human (also, inhuman, alien, barbarian)
Jake's been acting like an animal recently.
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How Naruto became the god of anime.This state is indicated with Naruto's pupils consisting of a Sharingan with horizontal toad-slits, and there is pigmentation around his eyes that would signify the standard Sage Mode. Directly after absorbing Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki's powers, Naruto's eyes are yellow This mode increases the user's physical parameters well above that of Six Paths Sage Mode and baryon mode ,as Naruto was able to Obtain Truth-Seeking Balls before entering Pure sage Mode . As a heightened state of Sage Mode, Naruto's jutsu are augmented with larger amounts of natural energy to make them stronger. With the power he took Hagoromo, Naruto gains a masterful grasp of chakra and the ability to comprehend all universal things. His sensing ability also rises to the point where he can sense the Whole universe
How Naruto became the god of anime
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Anim

Short for animation. Term often used by video game developers.
Person 1: "What parts of the game did you make?"
Person 2: "The anims."
by Project Wendigo June 16, 2022
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Anime Guys

Anime guys is a synonym for lesbians. In other words, all anime guys are lesbians and one who is sexually attracted to an Anime guy has a mental illness called jskfjsksaj
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anime kinda bad

weeb: i lOve aniMe i gEt to sEe cUtE girLs anD do weEby stuff!!1!1
gigachad: ehh i dunno anime kinda bad
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anime

person 1: hey bitch you watch ANIME gross moron

person 2 : I want you to go drown urself
by oopdoop January 2, 2021
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