Jessica Syndrome

Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.

Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."

by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008

Turdettes Syndrom

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009

Tavia Syndrome

To copy one's facial expressions and hand gestures.

Tavia syndrome is commonly caught from hanging around the rare, Tavi-is Mar-tis. Very rare species indeed.

by Affyre March 29, 2011

Sapone Syndrome

A person with a false sense of entitlement. Thinks they are better than they actually are.

Yo this kid has Sapone syndrome

by Hdsasd May 13, 2015

Nut Syndrome

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.

John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!

by DrDanish November 2, 2018

Josh Syndrome

A "man" who is too scared to eat out a girl. They will get head, but when asked to return the favor they will come up with any excuse possible.

Hailey: So how was the head?
Brooke: When I asked him to he said his ankle hurts so he couldn't. I think he just has Josh Syndrome.
Hailey: Wow what a pussy

by ghewew June 11, 2019

Pancake Syndrome

Pancake Syndrome is where everything in the body of a woman (or man in some cases) is flat. Meaning that they have a flat chest (or breasts), and a flat ass.

Boy #1: Woah, look at that girl, she's way hot.

Boy #2: Uhh, no way man, do you see that flat ass and flat chest?

Boy #1: Man, that girls' got some serious Pancake Syndrome right there.

by A Ravaged Path January 28, 2013