i quit tennis

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.

Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."

by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014

i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.

i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.

by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

u/I-FollowAmazingFolk

The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.

Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people

by arccer May 24, 2021

I love you

A saying. An over used statement in which society today takes for granted. The usage of the phrase varies deeply. It can range from a simple "Hey baby, I love you, now lets hook up." to a feeling with when truly inlove, is literally indescribable. Phycology dictates it as a simple chemical reaction triggered within the confines of your brain, but it is much, much more. It can be in the very epicenter of your soul or it can be your ultimate downfall. Love can either destroy you, or be the very reason of your existence. Love is what love does. Love is giving someone with the power to obliterate you, but having complete faith and trust in them not to. Love is life.

Guy who truly loves a girl: "I love you and I want to be with you forever."

Girl who truly loves the guy above: "I love you too, and you're my everything."

by LoveMySunshine-Kell October 19, 2013

I Am A Graveyard

A band formed by Frank Iero (best known as one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance). Shortly after I Am A Graveyard didn't take off, Frank joined MCR.

This band is now nonexistent, unless some little punks stole it.

Little Punk 1: What should we call our band?
Little Punk 2: How about "The Travesty"? Or, um..."Black Souls", or..."Angst-Tastic Eyeliner-Monkeys"?
Little Punk 1: I know! "I Am A Graveyard", 'cause that's like, so dark and original.
Little Punk 2: But hasn't that already been used?
Little Punk 1: *blinks* *dies*
Little Punk 2: *blinks* *runs away*

by SadieZoe May 26, 2008

Me, Myself, and I

The only friends you have.

WOW! I am so lonely that I only have Me, Myself, and I to talk to!

by TopHatTim123 May 31, 2019

share i tbed

A joke within the Runescape community for when someone gets lucky with a high value drop or stake (gamble). "Share, I tb'ed" means "Share the loot, the Teleport blocked the victim." The term used to refer to player-killing teams, who normally would have a specific person to teleport block the victim, preventing them from escaping. The teleport blocker would receive a portion of the profits for doing this, and the term came from this. Now, it's used as a joke when players recieve high level drops or items, such as a Draconic Visage or godsword hilt.

Player 1: "OMFG I just got an Armadyl Hilt guys!!"
Player 2: "Share I tbed."
Player 1: "lol"

by Skitles125 May 5, 2016