A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.
Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."
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Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity
Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity
Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!
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