Dirty Morgan

when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.

Peit are you ready to do a dirty Morgan

by transaction August 22, 2023

dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break

"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"

by imcool1111 April 14, 2025

dirty aysha

A dirty aysha is the act of inserting a spoon in the anus and the using that same spoon to eat yogurt with.

Me and my friends went to buy some yogurt so we could do a dirty Aysha.

by Pamela davison September 8, 2023

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Dirty Maja

Someone who has or wants to get a lobotomy in the 21st century. Very charming on the outside, but you don't know what's going on underneath.

Look at that dog! It has a dirty Maja. ><

by Mystc... April 11, 2024

Dirty Burka

When an old man stretches his ball sack out and wraps it around a Muslim woman’s head.

Prahbu! I just gave your daughter a dirty burka!

by Jorge Costanzig March 20, 2024

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022