Dirty Mické

When your parter shits themselves and then puts it on a canvas. After that they sell it online to impress you.

" I got $1000 selling a painting"
" How did you do that?"
" I sold a Dirty Mické"

by Dairy__Daddyy July 16, 2022

dirty daryna

the act of a oompa loompa looking person performing anal outside while a snail climbs into their asshole

dude let’s not do anal outside i’m scared we wilk have a dirty daryna situation

by johncenasinvisbiblecok September 5, 2021

Dirty Kaysie

When a girl gives you bomb ass sex, but in the morning you end up having a tingling sore dick. You rip off your boxers to find you have genital warts.

Guy 1: How was the girl last night? 😉
Guy 2: Shit, I think she was a dirty Kaysie.
Guy 1: Oh man, you dicks got genital warts!

by OldmanJebberson December 3, 2019

dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.

‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’

by Comfabulous November 15, 2020

Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

Dirty virdie

Dirty virdie is a girl with short hair who will have sex with anyone and let you do anything Is sexual and put anything inside any hole she has for A little cash and go around taking about she has a good job that pays good money. She's usually used as a Buffet table for abandon kids.

Tonight I am going Home and do a dirty virdie. I am going to abandon my kids on her neck and in her Mouth for Cheap.

by classy ladylove August 23, 2023

Dirties

A motherly term for a dump, shit or shite.

Is it just a pee you’re needing or is it dirties?

by Baysee August 26, 2019