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playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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stephen girard work

Useless work required to be done only to prevent idleness. For example, moving a pile of bricks from one location to another only to return them to the original spot. Busy work.
Shoveling snow in a snow storm is real Stephen Girard work.
by Raysipse July 6, 2025
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A piece of work

by Engineer Raiden July 25, 2025
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Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.
Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
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My own work

No you are making shit up because you want to tell yourself that but I said my ideas were better and they are. My rhetoric. My argument. You used it to get Trump elected. So they ARE better because I AM better. Than you. Fucking Kim Kardashian. Taylor Swift. Every name on the list and you were more concerned with YOUR OWN CELEBRITY than MY THING and now there is very real possibility that you both murdered Liam Payne and failed to prevent perfectly preventable child-murder. Right? Like, I stopped my child murder and my suicide guy. Like... What were you doing this whole time that you didn't say your child from the murder? Stealing my ideas and living off the proceeds of my wildly superior mind-brain? Some of you are. Some of you WERE doing that.
Hym "No the money comes from my own work and you are lying and making shit up to sandbag me because the second your fans find out about the cover-up and what you're been doing for the past 4 years then you are DONE-ZO! You didn't save your child murder kids. I did. I saved my suicide guy. You got Suchir Balaji, my AI whistleblower, kill or made him kill himself because you greedy fucks are trying to scavenge off my thing. So no fucking AI copyright shit for any of YOU."
by Hym Iam October 5, 2025
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Women's work

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Traditionaly given at a bridal shower
Women's work; The first 20,000 years.
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