West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
Get the West Greene Wankermug. my friend: West Papua is a unique place isn't it?
me: it is very unique, you have to visit West Papua!.
me: it is very unique, you have to visit West Papua!.
by meeeee__ April 16, 2021
Get the West Papuamug. Delonte West was born 1980 in Cologne, Germany. He moved to Greece where he played basketballs for 13 years old for 5 years. He became a 3×champion, 2x M.V.P, Most improved, 2x all star M.V.P and defensive player. He was drafted first by the lakers where he was the star player for 2 years averaged 26.8 ppg, 7.9 apg, 1.6 spg, 0.6 blocks and 6.7 rpg. He then join Lebron and the cavs and lead them to a conference finals in 2015 and later got head from gloria. On the cavs he averaged 30.2 ppg, 8.5 apg , 7.2 rpg, 2 spg, 1.6 bpg and got Mvp and defensive player. After Lebron find out about his mom and gloria he cried like mj aka a bitch delonte west lebrob stepfather was blackballed by the nba but be came a chinese dictator
by CALM DOWN JAMAL DONTPULLOUTDA9 October 6, 2020
Get the Delonte Westmug. Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.
The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?
by Karl Hungus March 6, 2023
Get the West Point Ringmug. 
by k.djmasta November 23, 2014
Get the west coast signalmug. 