wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 09, 2014
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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
by KingArther November 21, 2017
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Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
by Simpsy April 16, 2008
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Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth

Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
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Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat
His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
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Polaroid wank

I've perfected the art of the polaroid wank to a point where it takes less hand-waving to reveal an actual polaroid than to get myself off.
by DjTrololo January 06, 2020
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