the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.
"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."
"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."
"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 09, 2014
by KingArther November 21, 2017
by Simpsy April 16, 2008
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
A wank that takes 30 seconds or less.
I've perfected the art of the polaroid wank to a point where it takes less hand-waving to reveal an actual polaroid than to get myself off.
by DjTrololo January 06, 2020