ur mom 

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

ur mom by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

ur mom 

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

ur mom by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

Ur mom 

Someone I fucked

I fucked ur mom

Ur mom by Lesbiana01 November 22, 2021

ur mom 

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

ur mom by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

ur mom 

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

ur mom by Dessanotter November 22, 2021

Ur mom 

Ur mom is used as an insult sometimes, but also may be used as a joke

Ur mom is so gay

Ur mom by Urmomisgay696969696969 November 22, 2021

ur wife 

its self explanatory ;)

im ur wife now

ur wife by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021