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real nigga winter

Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.
Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?

Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.
by 07082 August 27, 2021
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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the real thing

The n-word, but the real thing. When you want to make clear that someone said the real word, and not just "the n-word"
"Felix just said the n-word, but the real thing, while on the bridge"
by yoyie-as August 30, 2021
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real

When you say something is real but it isnt, this is a reference to scams like "Real free money no virus working 2021 no hacks no scam", when it obviously is a scam. (Started in NS)
Guy 1:Wow I just bought a solid gold bugatti car!
Guy 2: Real 2021
by Dawn/ppp September 2, 2021
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Real

A word invented by our lord and savior jaiboue. This word is used to describe something that is very true.
Larry: Hello there friend, have you listened to Donda yet? Chad Jaiboue Fan: Of course I did! It was a really good album and it shouldn't be hated at all. Larry: Yea that's very "real" Chad Jaiboue Fan: Of course it's very real, I'm a jaiboue fan!
by youngboybetterr September 4, 2021
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Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF
I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL
by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021
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real men

and real men dont eat bc theyre above taht DAMN IT
by that wierd faggot June 25, 2021
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