Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.

I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???

by KasperSF November 29, 2023

Light rail

Light rail isn't Santa Claus.

Light rail didn't make the neighborhood cool, the neighborhood was cool when it was a blue collar neighborhood, then the light rail gentrified the area.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

light day

working 4 hours a day like the French do.

Most Americans don't work a light day during their pay periods.

by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020

Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.

Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...

by LightShadow September 11, 2011

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

See The Northern Lights

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

by joseph blough April 19, 2025

light figure

Person shaped like human made of light very talkative.

light figure in my wall talks alot

by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025