damien golden

Over zealous macho boy, Usually trying to make up for lacking in the trouser department due to the fact he has smaller than average feet. Usually has fat ankles. Easily falls head over heels in love with himself as he spends so much time staring in the mirror. Your so vain I bet you think this song is about you....
damien golden: I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
by darkknight11111111111111 November 05, 2013
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Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
by Yurrick Hunt February 06, 2010
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Golden-Ruleism

A form of Voluntaryism or Voluntarism. The idea of Golden-Ruleism is that all transactions and interactions must be voluntary. Golden-Ruleism believes that a government can be voluntary, only holding up the popular moral principle "The Golden Rule". If you treat someone how you wouldn't want to be treated, or more specifically, how the majority of people want to be treated (This is to specify for people who don't understand how other people feel or hate themselves), the government holds this as illegal and can detain you. This relates to Voluntaryism because of the idea of being detained is fine, as long as the wrongdoer used coercion intentionally on another person. Golden-Ruleism just specifies that rather than blatantly saying "Voluntary actions", laws must be made based on whether the majority of people would like the same thing so happen to them.
The ideology of Golden-Ruleism is the backbone of a majority of governments, and is the only necessary restriction of human ability and action.

Golden-Ruleism is a useless daydream, never to be achieved.
by TheVoluntaryRadical February 11, 2023
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Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.
by AgentDerb January 07, 2022
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Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.
Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet
by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 30, 2019
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Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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Golden odin

When you take the mouth of your partner stretch it open and shove a baseball bat down her throat. You're doing this all while your friend is giving you love bumps from the back.

This is when things get a little spicy you had previously eaten some hot peppers and when you shit you have your buddy matt spoon feed it to you finally you finish your manly duties and go to bed. Its ok you'll shower in the morning.
While brushing my teeth i was thinking about how good a golden odin would be.
by Christan writes June 19, 2025
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