cock cheese

yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.

I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.

by Josh Fogarty.; June 25, 2010

cock author

One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.

Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?

Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.

Hans: Oh shit...

by JakE May 21, 2007

Cock Blockery

The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.

"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"

"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"

by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Cock Spackle

Someone who, in the process of beatin' their dick all over a woman's face, proceeds to bust a nut on her face and use their cock to spackle their skeetle all over her, much in the same manner as a painter or other craftsman.

Damn, I blew a wad on that bitches face and cock spackled it all over!

by Sir Skeets A-Lot October 3, 2006

cock spank

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.

Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

elf cock

The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.

sexyelfgirl459983: w00t elf cock!

by 2 camels in a tiny car November 1, 2010

cock bend

when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful

oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!

by metzz October 7, 2003