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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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Perry Bowled

Like a bread bowl. Perry Bowles is the act of eating a hearty soup. (Typically a mixture of beef stew and rice). After ingesting the mixture, you lick the females anus and upon inserting your tongue. Barfing in between in cheeks (which is the potato bread) into the butthole. Thus filling the asshole with a hot soupy mixture.
Dude, I wouldn’t hook up with that girl Perry totally perry bowled that bitch
by Turk92 December 15, 2019
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Bowl stacking

When the muscles of the vagina are cut in a bowl shape, and are stacked on top of each other.
Bill: Mary and Jane had a Bowl Stacking session.
Tom: Damn how will they have sex now?
by Saladass1337 June 18, 2016
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Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020
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The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.
"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"
by Jt91108 March 15, 2022
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Vinny Bowl of Curry

Did you see Vinny Bowl of Curry?”
“Yeah he’s the best DE in the entire league!!
by depression100 April 26, 2020
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Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that
steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it
by Steezmiester June 29, 2020
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