Smokey Point steamer

You poop in a bag and put it in somebody's mouth and light it on fire.

Who wants a Smokey Point steamer?

by Mchale Brown April 8, 2008

steampunk

adj. - describing someone or something that is ahead of its time.

The Beastie Boys album Paul's Boutique was straight steampunk!

by yardladdie January 4, 2012

Steam

1. Someone that is hot/attractive.
2. Something that is "cool"

syn. sick, bomb, nice, sweet, bod, tug, cool, etc.

man, did you see that girl.
yeah yo, her dress was steam.

by G-mon. February 2, 2007

Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

by felixir April 1, 2009

Texas Steam Pot

When a man is taking a big shit while getting head from another person

There's nothing better than a good ol' texas steam pot

by Bill O'reilly April 17, 2006

Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!

Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.

by thev101 August 29, 2011

mississippi steamboat

when you are fucking a girl doggy style, pull out right before you ejaculate, and catch then heat up and throw it on her face

dude i gave this bitch a mississippi steamboat last night and she liked it

by bhj January 10, 2008