slut king

King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.

After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!

by HAPTK January 30, 2015

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Elder-Slut

An elderly person who happens to be a slut and/or carry STI's

Hank is an Elder-Slut that gave my Grandma HPV.

by robotunicorn90 March 12, 2015

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theoretical slut

Someone who dreams about banging everyone but won't actually do it.

"He is so hot."
-"Oh please, we know you won't actually make a move on him!"
"Yeah but I think about it!!"
-"Gosh, you're such a theoretical slut!"

by shelovesthed3 March 20, 2015

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Squad Slut

girl that has gotten with four or more guys in the same friend group, fraternity, team, etc.

Guy 1: I hooked up with Tiffany last weekend.
Guy 2: You're the fourth brother that's told me that this semester, I guess we can just start referring to her as squad slut now

by dontfitthename March 28, 2015

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tangerine slut

mixed drink.
-Grapefruit Jalapeño Vodka & orange juice

Man, what are you drinking?

A tangerine slut

by midgeymitch September 10, 2015

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Pier Sluts

Scantily clad, often drunk women who hang around piers waiting for men to pick them up. Usually associated with white trash. Most commonly found in New Jersey and southern states with coastlines and piers.

Dude, I'm totally going to go pick up some pier sluts tonight.

by Chipotle needs a drive thru August 14, 2016

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