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Guy 1: “Man that was a good sex toy.” Guy 2: “WTF did you do to MY TV!!!???
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The Sex Walk

The infamous walk to your associates location. usually with a large grin on your face. over eccsessive giggling will most likely occur. this walk can also described as a car ride, bicycle ride, or any other mode of common transportation to the current location of your horny ( sexually aroused ) associate,otherwise known as your sex partner.
associate:hey baby you wanna come over soon?my vagina needs your small ding ding inside of it.

guy: alright baby, ill be over soon.

- hence, resulting in " The Sex Walk "
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Sex story

An erotic story that is meant to turn someone on. Sometimes called erotica.
This is my sex story
I quietly follow her to the bathroom, peeking through the keyhole as she walls in. She slowly and seductively un-buttons her shirt, as if she knew someone was watching. Her shirt fell off her shoulders, revealing her lacy, red bra. She pulls down her mini-skirt, along with her panties, revealing her perfect ass. She slowly unclips her lacy bra, revealing her huge tits. I feel a bulge in my pants, and i unzip my pants. I quietly remove my shirt and boxers, feeling myself. As she steps in to the steaming shower i can’t hold back any longer. I burst into the bathroom, hearing a yelp from her glistening lips. I grab her inner thighs, slamming her against the shower wall. She kisses me passionately, running her fingers through my hair. I waste no time, and position my dick in front of her visibly throbbing pussy. I penetrate her, and I feel her legs wrap around my waist as I penetrate her with my rock hard dick. I start thrusting into her and she moans very audibly. She throws her head back against the tile walls, and digs her nails into my back. She starts panting as i start thrusting harder and faster. “AH!! I’M GONNA CUM!” She yells. I feel the thick, sticky liquid drip onto my dick as she lets out a satisfied moan. She french kisses me passionately, twirling her tongue around my mouth, I kiss her back passionately, playing with her boobs. We pause for a moment, both panting and drenched. We both smile, and I feel her fingers crawl up my neck. “Round two?”
by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe December 7, 2020
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sex leg

Asian hacker's attempt to seduce unsuspecting victims into clicking on their keylogging links in forum posts. The poor English is such a turn on. <sarcasm>
she has sex leg,24 years old.

this is some of her naked photo,
<keylogger link>

<keylogger link>

<keylogger link>

there's more on my computer!
leave your e-mail.i'll send to u!
by Blueiris July 7, 2008
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Hate sex

you really hate someone so bad that you lust for 'em, leading to hate sex
two people, rivals in a competition, hate each other so much that they get sexual tension and have hate sex.
by Quoted by Elley,,,Added by joe October 18, 2008
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Sex story

I watch as she walks over to me. She whispers in my ear…
“I know how you feel about me”
I don’t even think twice about what I do next. I pull her in and kiss her gently. She lets out a small moan.
We kiss while she strips me of my clothes, I help her with hers. I feel her tongue against mine. She tasted sweet and her kiss felt soft. I then feel that incredibly soft tongue of hers make her way down my body and find my clit. A small moan escapes my lips and I can feel her smiling. I feel her begin to rub faster at my clit and a series of moans leaves my mouth as she does so. Her finger meets my body and I immediately enjoy the feel of her finger inside me. A louder moan leaves my lips, which causes her to give a small moan as well.
“I think it might be your turn…” I whisper softly to her
“Maybe in a moment, I like to hear you moan” She responds quietly
About five minutes later we swap places. I start by kissing her softly, then I move down her body slowly, knowing that it makes her happy when I’m slower. My mouth finds her pussy and I begin to rub at her clit, gradually getting faster and faster. When she begins to writhe beanthe my touch I thrust my fingers inside her and a great moan escapes her lips. I stop for a few moments so she can catch her breath, then I start up harder and faster than before. She moans so much that I get giddy.

We continue for a few more hours until it’s hard to continue. We fall asleep together, naked, in each other's arms.
You horny now?

I am straight, but I felt like writing a les sex story......
by It rly be like that May 14, 2020
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