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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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real

You use this word when you feel so alone or depressed or sad or hopeless that words cant express.
Person 1: Yoooo look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person 2: real...
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Not real

Someone who is acting like a bot or npc. When you can't even believe someone just did what they just did.
Guy: *dabs*
Girl: you're not real
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Girl real

‘Girl real’ means something is real or in a more literal case, relatable, but like in a girl sense (only the girls that are girl real will truly understand).
“She is SO girl real omg.” “that is so girl real actually.”
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Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.
“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”
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hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.
If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!
by Giant Choad April 21, 2023
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Real Nigga

the meaning of a real nigga is

-10K
-OB
-Choki
"bro he helped me bare, hes such a real nigga fam"
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