The place every1 is ashamed to say they live in so they just say “by jackson,” or “next to sixflags.” The ppl here REEK of homophobes, racism, republicans, furries- & that’s just skimming the surface. Ppl here either chill in the nice places- like potters square, Ivins, Hawkins point, SixFlags, etc.. Or take their chances in town w/ the radioactive lake on one side, & the sketchy wawa on the other. Ig there’s also some good parts, like.. & don’t forget about.. yeah that about sums it up. Ppl move here thinking their kid is going to have a great life, then the kid turns into the next mob boss of the 2000’s & ends up selling weed behind the sketchy wawa living in their parents basement for the rest of their lives. Legend has it if you scream any country artists name anywhere in New Egypt- a stampede will form. I can also guarantee that if u think ur secret is really safe w/ someone, u better find a good hiding spot & a new school to transfer to! Ur gonna be sitting in your room crying the next day wondering how the entire state now knows what you, a freshman, did with that senior last night! I also think every girl in this school can agree that whoever tf thought starting the mullet trend was a good idea- needs serious mental evaluation. Don’t even get me started on summit either- someone needs to end that & put all of us out of our misery. If ur planning on going to NE, u might as well prepare yourself to have your dreams crushed. U wanna go to Harvard? Not happening anymore.
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New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
Jeff "my friend from New Mills has invited me to his house next week"
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