you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

by Circ3 May 11, 2018

St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick

Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.

by SusanJensMom January 12, 2021

brown dusty muffin

Sprinkling brown sugar on a girls face while receiving a blowjob. Sugar can be literally brown sugar or brown from other sources.

I was in the kitchen and gave some girl the brown dusty muffin because I ran out of powdered sugar.

by PaulWhatTheHecht August 13, 2008

do you know the muffin man

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

Muffin came out da wrapper

Condition that happens when a man or woman wearing tight clothing that hides a muffin top bends over or otherwise uncovers the bare muffin top for the world to see.

Dude 1: Bro what's so funny, why you spit your drink out?

Dude 2: Dang man, that thick girl over there just leaned over to grab the mustard and the muffin came out da wrapper. That shit is gross!

by Spaghets April 30, 2012

Pootle berry muffin pie

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific

Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!

by Caroline November 17, 2003

MLM: multi-level muffin top

Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.

Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.

Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.

by manic cavy July 28, 2010