“Mason” is the term used to describe someone who is overly confident in his quote on quote “baseball skills”…. So much so that he wears that tacky ice cream clothing to school. He has fluffy hair (which is also tacky.) He’s the type of guy to say “6’7” every other second, and always thinking he can pull every girl. His social media bio is probably “Baseball, Single, God” and is display name is “🏳️ 🌈🫷mason⚾️🫸”
by Stinker McDinker July 10, 2025
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They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
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