Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

Max

Max is a very nice man and can't spell very well you are lucky to have a friend like him

Max is very strong

by Some1 You do not know November 10, 2019

Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy

fam, ur such a fucking max

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2021

max

you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.

"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"

by pandypandora December 7, 2021

max

whiter than a fuckin snowstorm like damn shawty

masssive willy and even bigger body count
no bitches exept that one bitch from vr chat
fucks eastern european immigrants. get rid of yo yee yee ass haircut.
kick them out the country.?

max doesnt like immigrants, they take too man jobs.

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022

Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017