Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.

Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.

a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche

2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE

iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.

Joe Jonas by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008

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Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI

Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him

Joe Weller by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017

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